This is a love story between me and ear lobes

I love ear lobes. So when people come to me with lobes that want jewelry I put it in for them. Its a nice relationship, an ongoing love affair. Sometimes people come to me and they have hurt their lobes by trying to put jewelry in too fast that is too big, or maybe they just didn't love their lobes the way they should, in which case I try and help them.....These stories are of those people and the way in which I helped them.